Don't even bother trying to figure a Scorpio out.
Here's why: Scorpios are regarded as the sexiest sign in the zodiac, and we're also too honest to say that we don't enjoy bragging about that fact.
(And it is a fact, or at least as much fact as the rest of astrology is.) We're a fixed sign ruled by both Mars and Pluto, because why settle for one planet when you're this cool?
(And yes, Pluto was declared a planet again, which we all saw coming because, well, I'll get to that in a minute.) As amazing as we are, dating a Scorpio isn't always easy — just ask this guy.
If you are dating (or have dated) a Scorpio, chances are the following things are true.
And if you're planning on dating a Scorpio, don't say we didn't warn you.1. If you find yourself mysteriously attracted to that weird guy with the beard who sleeps on newspapers in the subway and likes telling you that the end of the world is nigh, chances are he was born in November and is amazing in bed.2.
Again: Scorpios are sexier than anyone you've ever encountered. Scorpios are always dominant and always in control.
Even when you think your Scorpio partner isn't wearing the pants, she is. They're persistent to the point of being relentless, occasionally manipulative and stronger than anyone else you know. Otherwise, we'll side-eye you forever and wonder what you're hiding.6. My boyfriend often comes home to me watching and grinning like Norman Bates.
She's just playing along until the moment is right to put you in your place again. You want us on your team, because then your team will win. That doesn't mean I'm a serial killer (and you can't prove it and no jury will ever convict me), it just means I'm fascinated by darker things.
Unless your team is the New York Jets, in which case, I don't know how to help you.4. Sometimes if the person you're dating doesn't want to become Facebook official, it's not because they're cheating. Scorpios are famous for being interested in death, horror, noir, the supernatural and sometimes even the occult.
It's because they don't want the world in their business. If your partner doesn't have any social media and keeps a diary in a lockbox in a hidden safe within a hidden crawlspace of her apartment, it's a safe bet that she's a Scorpio. As long as she's not inviting Captain Howdy over via a Ouija board, just let her be.7.
Scorpios' love of darkness extends to their sarcastic senses of humor. Scorpios have a knack for predicting the future and knowing what you're thinking before you open your mouth.