I hope you’re not creeped out or irritated by all my efforts to reach out to you.Just to play it safe and in the chance that you are, this will be the last time I write to you.
B) The fact that you say “I hope you’re not creeped out” should be the biggest red flag not to send me this message.
and C) Thank God this guy does not know where I live!
If you don’t like your image, have a skilled one particular manufactured.
Every once in awhile I’ll get a wacko e-mail but this next guy has brought me out of retirement. I’m also vegan (not a pius/preachy one, though), into health and fitness, collecting records, experimental electronic (and non-electronic) music, traveling to exotic places, cooking, yadda yadda yadda.
I was throughly creeped out and had the heebie jeebies for hours after I read the last e-mail from him. I also happen to think we might get along very well given who I know myself to be and who I imagine you to be.
Subject: Hi there Hey Linds, I was lucky enough to have your profile delivered to my electronic doorstep tonight. I’ve been getting more and more discouraged by the fact that out of sooooooo many choices here on Match, there just don’t seem to be many at all that interest me. I could be completely off the mark here, but your profile suggests to me that you are a kind and humble and gentle person. If you think so too, drop me a line and we’ll go from there. I decided not to e-mail him back and assumed with the “If not, have a great life” comment that would be the end of it. 2 days later I received this: Subject: Hi again Hey, I just wanted to write you one more time to say that I hope you’re not put off by my diet or view on religion.
I moved here two years ago to take a job at KU – I’m a linguistics professor.
If not, have a great life and keep smiling (yours is a wonderful and disarming one)! I’m really open-minded, respectful of people’s differing beliefs, and above all things, nonjudgmental.
So, if any of those things were red flags for you, I hope you won’t hold them against me. Hope to hear from you, but I’ll understand if I don’t. The pool of matches grows from 50 to 150 to 350 women. But as the possibilities grow in a literal sense, the reality is that you are the only girl on here I find myself truly attracted to.
Not to stroke your ego, but I wouldn’t be writing back if I weren’t really interested in you. Subject: One last try Ok, so I’ve written you twice now and gotten no response and yes, common sense dictates that you’re not interested and I shouldn’t bother trying anymore, but… And you did say that you find ambition and drive incredibly attractive. And each day, I make my searches a little less restrictive. There’s something in the way you tilt your head in a picture. There’s something in the glisten in your eyes that says to me you are a beautiful, humble and gentle person inside.
I don’t know how else to describe it other than to say that I feel attracted to you from the inside out. It might be more accurate to say that I’m “flabbergasted” by you.