Funny dating joke

The best example of loyalty of Russian women: in the 19th century there was a riot against the tsar, and the aristocrats who participated in that riot were sentenced for a lifelong exile and hard labor in Siberia.

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If you think loyalty is unnecessary and boring, don’t date Russians. Visiting your girlfriend’s house will be accompanied with feasts (soups, meat, soups with meat, salads consisting of 50% mayo, potatoes, potatoes, bliny with mince and more potatoes, and then a cake for dessert), and as it is not polite to not finish your meal in Russia, you will have to deal with all that amount of food.

You’d expect help from your beloved, but when it comes to hospitality, all Russians tend to become unreasonable and overfeed their guests until it is hard to move. Is dating a Russian girl worth putting on a lot of weight?

And don’t forget the initiation: the dad will most likely test you at some point.

The dedication that Russian women have to look beautiful is just scary.

For the majority of them life is like a podium, and so they have to look sparkling even on the way to get a newspaper or walking the dog.

My friend Sasha wears high heels every day and doesn’t worry about the lack of comfort as soon as it looks great.

Also, during five years of teaching she has never appeared at school wearing the same outfit twice.

When I asked her why she cares so much about her appearance, she looks surprised: “Why would I choose to not look beautiful? How is anyone going to notice your rich inner world if you don’t attract attention?

” The worst thing is that if you are going out with a Russian girl you will either have to dress up and put a lot of effort in looking nice, or everyone will be looking at you and wondering, how did a pretty lady like her end up with that slob?

A Russian girl will be your most devoted friend, your best advisor, critic and even your doctor if you are sick.

Ladies in Russia are caring and tender, and whatever happens, they will be by your shoulder ready to face any trouble together.