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I recently spent 11 eternal days in Alanya, Turkey, a resort that is two hours away by bus from Antalya.Unfortunately for me, the trip was worse than my previous European summer excursions to Hvar, Croatia, and Odessa.

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Turkish men are also not allowed to “pick up” Turkish girls because word may get back to their relatives, in which case they’d be shamed by their elders.If a Turkish man doesn’t have a steady girlfriend with the intent to marry her, his dick is cleaner than the air in space.Foreign girls are his best shot at getting laid at all, and the cheapest option for him is to take a bus to a Turkish resort and go full retard on foreign girls. Most are with their families or boyfriends, and the ones you see at night tend to be older than 30 (Turkish spinsters, I imagine).Your best shot at approaching younger Turkish girls in Alanya is during the day, when they are allowed by their parental units to take short trips to the store, but since she is lodging with her family, you have small odds at isolating her at night.Younger girls in clubs are heavily guarded by male friends and relatives (one night I was threatened by a Turkish guy in Turkish when I approached a Turkish girl).

As long as these guardians are around, she won’t entertain your approach. You won’t want to do much besides sit under the air conditioner or go in the water, but even the latter provides little relief.

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I can understand why the Scandinavians do it, since their winter lasts eleven or so months a year, but I’m not exactly hurting for sun.

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