Make those cute little emoticons in text messages and on instagram and just with my i Phone in general.
I see people put all these cute little faces and even food things! Though it’s probably for the best, because I am sure I would annoyingly overuse them like everything else in my life.
But anyway, I am oogling these quinoa muffins and healthy apple cinnamon muffins.
Oh and before you think that I lay on the couch all day and watch TV (which I sometimes do), I mostly DVR everything and watch it while I edit photos or do some sort of work that doesn’t require 100% of my attention. Then right as we were about the eat, the most gigantic mosquito ever (no really) planted itself about two inches from my head and decided to just… I had a meltdown and the man at the table behind us had to come kill the mosquito. Then I realize that I’m watching people like ten years younger than me telling me what to do about my bags and I want to punt my computer across the floooor.
And while we’re at it, I have a crazy obsession with Nashville too. I ridiculously wore hot pink heels to a serious farm to table restaurant and could feel the glares burning into my head, as well as the horrifying stares as I click-clunked all over the place while walking. Then I need to figure out what to do about the bags under my eyes since I stayed up all night watching beauty videos, so I watch more beauty videos. That would be why I have so many leftover fortune cookies.
On Saturday I had lunch with Jessica and ate that glorious pizza above. Speaking of the above, say hello to the most amazing list ever: 25 things you should stop caring about. I lay in bed at night and watch these videos on my i Pad and before I know it, it’s 2AM and I already have anxiety about how much I’ll hate life in the morning but I can’watching. I think it’s becoming one of his food phases, like his addiction to diet Mountain Dew and peanut butter and jelly and English muffins.
I have seriously been sucked into all those crazy you tube beauty videos and like all other trends, I’m about four years late to the party. Tons of you have been alerting me to the fact that, OMG, Lisa Frank stuff is available at Urban Outfitters. However, I think he sort of likes it and it’s making his life easier.
Then agree with me that no, we do not EVER need to have high school class reunions again, ever. If we want to reunite with somebody, preeeeeetty sure we can find them. It’s like that episode of Sex and the City where they know Miranda’s order by heart and she takes offense.
Because the first sentence is utterly perfect, please read all about unfriending people on the internet. The Chinese restaurant a few miles away knows my husband by name and order now.
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