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''The great jousting tournament that is Election Day draws nigh, the prize the building you see behind me, Castle Congress.

But what side shall prevail in this epic electoral tilt? Will we be, as the Republicans desire, a nation of wealthy heavily-armed white men, befouling the air and water in a ceaseless quest for profits, beholden to no laws but those of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Or shall we instead embrace the Democrats' vision of a namby-pamby quasi-Socialist Republic with an all-homosexual army flamboyantly defending a citizenry suckling at the foul teat of government welfare?

But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. Somebody shoot me in the face.'' ''The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights.

We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well-known liberal bias.'' ''To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.'' ''If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.'' ''Women don't want all that.

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